Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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