The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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