i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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