How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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