I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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