so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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