S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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