awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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