So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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