i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm always down for nudity.
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