Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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