Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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