I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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