shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
