Whod you bang
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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