Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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