he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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