I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Life is so much better after having sex.
my shit smells like andre
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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