it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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