i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i came on her dog
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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