Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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