My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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