there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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