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UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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