Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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