is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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