it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
So squirting runs in the family.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.ā€¯ \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebeeā€™s and has the nerve to call me easy
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