where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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