It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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