Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
