"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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