i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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