stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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