Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm sobbing to NWA
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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