I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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