Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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