And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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