dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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