fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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