I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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