There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Oh god it's open bar.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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