please come you make the beer taste better
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
