i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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