Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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