is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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