Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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