This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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