On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
420 ftw
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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