Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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