i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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