Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(803): View more from South Carolina

have you facebook stalked him yet?

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

No, I don’t know his last name...

(803): View more from South Carolina

Just google his license plate numb

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(313): View more from Michigan

Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.

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(561): View more from Florida

my being single is dangerous.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps

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(618): View more from Illinois

Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....

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(260): View more from Indiana

I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"

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(516): View more from New York

woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"

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