Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.