I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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