VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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