I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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