your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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